Awful things happen in every apartment house.

Pain, begone, I will have no more of thee!

Jordan did it and I’m unoriginal, so counting down from ten here are my picks:

10. Judy Davis in Husbands and Wives

09. Colin Farrell in Cassandra’s Dream

08. Michael Caine in Hannah and Her Sisters

07. Penelope Cruz in Vicky Cristina Barcelona

06. Geraldine Page in Interiors

05. Mia Farrow in The Purple Rose of Cairo

04. Martin Landau in Crimes and Misdemeanors

03. Gena Rowlands in Another Woman

02. Corey Stoll in Midnight in Paris

01. Barbara Hershey in Hannah and Her Sisters

1991, Woody Allen

After making a departure through the ’80s with much more personal, bleaker stories, Woody Allen made a return to the kind of madcap hilarity that started his career with the delightful 1991 picture Shadows and Fog. Set in a small, European-feeling village in what is clearly an earlier time, Fog has the townspeople in a panic over a serial strangler on the loose. Allen himself takes on the leading role of Kleinman, a nebbish bookkeeper who is part of a vigilante group trying to apprehend the dangerous stalker of the night. 

Kleinman wanders the streets alone, coming into contact with many other characters across this large and endlessly entertaining ensemble. Along with the vigilante group, there’s a whorehouse with prostitutes played by the likes of Lily Tomlin, Kathy Bates and Jodie Foster, the town doctor played by Donald Pleasence and workers at a local circus, primarily the troubled lovers played by Mia Farrow and John Malkovich. A lot of Shadows and Fog centers around the intersecting paths of Kleinman and Farrow’s Irmy, as the two of them intertwine with the other colorful creations and even the killer himself at the end of the line. 

After spending so much time in his own head, dissecting himself and his own relationships for the large part of the ’80s, it was really nice to see an Allen film where he’s just doing his best to have an enjoyable time. What he creates is something that does feel a little minor in his overall career but isn’t made any less fun while watching as a result of it. With a great cast and plenty of memorable lines that had me cracking up constantly, Shadows and Fog is simple comedic Allen working on an expert level. 

It’s not as everlasting as something like Broadway Danny Rose in its charm, but it is a well-paced and incredibly well-shot 85 minutes of pleasure. Surrounded in his canon by two much more serious endeavors, Alice and Husbands and WivesFog has gotten lost in the shuffle over the years when people are looking back on Woody’s career but it deserves at least a small mention as one of his most purely enjoyable pictures.


1990, Woody Allen

Woody Allen had dealt with combining the fantastical with the real world before in the magnificent Purple Rose of Cairo, but with Alicehe employs the technique towards one of his more somber overall pictures. Once again starring his former muse Mia Farrow, the film centers on an upper-class Manhattan housewife as she considers having an affair with a handsome man (Joe Mantegna) she encounters when picking her children up from school. Motivated by friends to go and see a faith healer named Dr. Yang (Keye Luke, in what would be his last film appearance), she is given herbs which give her the motivation to strike up a romance with this man and begin to reconsider her life at large. 

Alice starts to question her marriage to the dull and narcissistic Doug (William Hurt), her friendships and her career, as she begins trying to break into the television industry by pitching scripts to her friend in the industry Nancy (Cybill Shepherd). Along with this attempt to find a sense of clarity and understanding in her current life, Yang’s herbs also force Alice to reflect on her past relationships as well, particularly with her former lover Ed (Alec Baldwin) who just may have been the love of her life. Alice is all about taking this character who has been in a rut for as long as she knows and trying to bring her out of it, and Allen takes an interesting approach in bringing her to that place. 

While he does employ conventional methods such as dramatic shifts in her day-to-day life and changing relationship dynamics, the fantasy elements of Alice give it an interesting touch. Which Allen was able to blend the fantasy and reality with fluid ease in Purple Rose of Cairo (and later with the recent Midnight in Paris), I have to say that I don’t think he did as well with it here. The fantasy sequences are done well on their own, particularly the ones centering around Baldwin’s character, but they don’t feel like they belong at all within the context of the more somber and reflective overall tone of the picture. The script is ingeniously written here, but it’s in his direction where it falters somewhat to create a more seamless design. 

Working with Woody almost always resulted in a great performance from Mia Farrow and that’s no exception here, with this being one of the best of their collaborations together on an acting level. She really commands the whole picture, none of the actors are given much in the way of big money scenes to try and steal any moments from her, and she captures it all with the right combination of delicacy, naivete and vanity. I’m not sure if I was ever rooting for Alice to succeed, but I was always interested in seeing if she would. 

While the film does lose itself a bit and as with most Woody films that run over 95 minutes it does get pretty long-winded in the final act, it all comes around to a particularly beautiful ending that left things on an unexpected high note which I really appreciated. Alice might not stand as one of Allen’s finest pictures or even one that’s particularly memorable when looking at his overall career, but I still found more than enough to appreciate within it.